My Hero, Ryan Reynolds

Apologies for the misleading title. I don't actually care much for Ryan Reynolds but it would seem he has signed his soul over to DC comics and he will be playing my favourite super hero of all time...

GREEN LANTERN

For those of you who don't know who Green Lantern is, just go and slit your wrists and die. The universe no longer needs you to exist. I'm only (partial) joking. Green Lanter in the superhero that I sometimes think I was ment to be. I can't even begin to explain how important this film is to me. They better get it right or somebody's gonna die! The trailer looks pretty good...

For those of you that follow me on Twitter you will know that my location has always been marked down as Oa - Green Lantern Corps.

And if you're a friend of mine on Facebook you'll know that my political views have always been with 

Green Lanter Corps: Gardians of the universe. This is just to let you know how much of a fanatic I am!

YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY EXCITEMENT!

Excuse me Prada...

I don't really have much to say about this other than

I AM OFFENDED!

I am usually happy to ignore when fashion houses make mistakes but this is just rude! For a company that of recent times has been in a bit of a state financially they can't afford to be taking these kinds of risks.

These shoes are an abomination!

That is all...

Just because...

I just felt like showing off

That is all!

I'm Back... (Again)

So, I know it's been a long time since I've posted anything but we've been in this situation before. You know, I get tired of the fashion industry and the politics surrounding, I get a little depressed and say fuck everything! Then a few months later I come crawling back. Yep, here we are once again. I think this is the 3rd or 4th time I've pulled a disappearing act on you guys and It probably wont be the last. I been dealing with some personal issues. A 4 month absence from the world of blogging. I haven't really been up to much. Ok that's a lie but it's all pretty much a blur. I've just drinking a lot. And smoking a lot. I think it's fair to say that I've spent the last 4 months completely inebriated. I can say that I've been earning loads of money but I somehow managed to drink it all.

That's what depression does to people. That's why it's so important to have a good support network. A friend that works in a bar is also useful. Strawberry mojitos and some strange looking shots really do help.

So in my time away I managed to become a fashion editor, resign from said position, DJ along side Boy George, sit 4th row at the Ozwald Boateng London Fashion Week Show, model for a London based Couturier, end up on the Vogue website, fall in love, fall out of love, get ill, get better, spend over £3000 with nothing to show for it, move house, move house again, fall in love again, fall out of love again, get another 8 tattoos and make loads of new friends. All of this while being absolutely wasted.

I'm still glamorous though!