Shadow Hawk Armoured Super Terrain...

I've never been a fan of massive cars. The concept of having a Hummer on normal roads has never really appealed to me however I look at this thing and the only word to come to mind is 'YES'.

This beast makes a mockery of everything to have ever touched the roads. With it's 40 inch wheels this thing is bloody humongous. Sitting in a new category of road vehicles this STV (Super Terrain Vehicle) will set you back a cool €1 million. It's a worthy price considering only 12 examples are being made each year. So this thing is also able to do 0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds and a top speed of 208mph. At this size you'd think it were impossible but with a 1,100 horsepower there's no excuse. The ride height or ground clearance is adjustable from zero to 44 inches while in motion which could make for some spectacular display while on your way to the local supermarket to pick up some milk.

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Maybach Exelero...?

I am about to show you why James List is so amazing. Many moons ago A car was made by Maybach. It was the only one of it's kind and it sold for a crazy (yet justifiable) amount of money. It was called the Exelero. Probably the most coveted car on earth in my opinion. Well now there is hope for all you rich bitches out there because on James List you can order your own replica. For €550,000 what you're getting is a Dodge Viper, reworked by Swiss hands into your very own Maybach Exelero.

This is very welcome what with the news of the Maybach brand disappearing.

Get it here

P.S
Shipping is free in case you were wondering...

I could totally get into this...

She has a beautiful spine running her full length and the most perfectly formed ass I have ever seen on any automobile. She is the Bugatti Galibier. I can see myself stepping out of this at some pretentious fashion event. The bitches would gag at it's classy curves and luxurious demeanour.

I have nothing more to say...

But wait...
How much do you want the luggage to match?

Emotional!

That is all.

The last of the Maybachs

Last week Daimler announced that they will be phasing out the Maybach brand. For those of you who don't know (I imagine there aren't many of you) Maybach is the super premium counterpart to Mercedes but in it's 8 years for some reason unbeknown to me it has never been able to match the sales figures of it's rivals Bentley and Rolls Royce. This isn't that big a deal as the plan is to just re-brand Maybach as the new luxury-premium-more-money than the bank, Mercedes Benz S class which is what it basically is anyway...

Maybach Landaulet...

As you already know, we at The Glamorous Man don't care for specifics. All we want to know is price and availability. Unfortunately neither of these details are currently available so all we can do is lust for now.

Ripleys' Believe It Or Not

There is something quite alluring about this car even though it's as ugly as sin.

Were it mine, I would have all the stones in one colour. In fact I would have a completely different car altogether. I find Minis to be dreadfully unsightly vehicles.

A quote I found today...

Somebody asked my why I don't blog about Yatchs, I said it's because I can't swim...

Bentley Mulsanne Unveiled

For the past 3 months Bentley have been torturing me with the mere thought of this car but finally it has been revealed. The Mulsanne is a remake of the 1980's classic which at the time was the basis for all Bentley models until the 1998 introduction of the Arnarge.

Here it is...

It's a beautiful beast and I think it may just replace the Arnarge as my favorite of the Bentley motors. There is no word on pricing as of yet however the car is due for release by the 3 quarter of 2010.

A quote I found today...

They told me to stop this spoilt brat bullshit and just learn to drive. I said, there's no point. I wouldn't be seen dead in the drivers side of an Arnage.

An official Niyi Crown quote.

If I Were A Girl...

If I had a girlfriend (if you laugh I will hunt you down and nail your tongue to the ground) she would so have to wear these while riding in my car.

The shoes aren't real but it's stuff like this that makes me think that girls don't know how lucky they are.

Pass me the Keys!!

It saddens me because only 9 of these cars will ever be produced. The Bentley Zagato GTZ was unveiled at the Geneva Motor Show last march. It's basically just a Continental GT in a sexier body, which I didn't think was possible but as you can see Bentley have somehow managed to achieve it.

It costs about £12 million which is just a little bit out of my budget but it's still worth every penny.

P.S
Yes, it does have a similar feel to the Drophead Coupé but who gives a shit!

The key to my heart

This is going to be a quick one.

Remember my Lamborghini? Well I have found the perfect key fob for me to use to open it. It's by Amosu.

As you can see, It's covered in diamonds. The very things I love!

They make the kinds of things that make me want to shit my DKNY trunks!

That is all!

When I grow up I want to be a police man (In Italy)

OH MY SWEET BEJEEZEES!!!!!

The Italian police force have got it so good. This is their brand new ride. Ain't nobody gonna even think about trying to outrun them now...

AMAZING MUCH!

P.S
For those of you that don't know it's a Lamborghini.

Dear santa...

Christmas is fast approaching and this year I am not asking for much. All I want for Christmas is one of these...

That is it. I have left you with a substantial amount of time and it's not like you can't do anything because you are Santa Clause. I have been an awfully good boy this year and it would so make my eternity if you got me this.

Thank you

Niyi Crown

Something I stumbled upon...

This is old news. Very old news, but I don't care.

A few years ago Bentley were rumored to be producing an SUV to rival the Porsche Cyan.

If I am truley honest, I hope they don't go through with it. I think it's ugly, a revelation I find quite shocking in itself because I usually love Bentley.

Orgasmic Motors

I've always been a fan of Lamborghini but I was never really fond of the idea of owning one simply because owning one means I would have to learn to drive (the small fact of £££ may also play a small part in my deterrence). This issue has now become a thing of the past.

This years the Paris Motor Show saw the official unveiling of the Lamborghini Estoque 4-door Concept. It has been designed for everyday use with seating for 4 adults and a boot, which is just perfect for that Samsonite trunk. The price is expected to be around £100 000 (which is less than a Bentley Flying Spur).

I won't bore you (or myself) with the techinical details. All that matters is this:
It looks hot!
and
I can employ a chauffeur without looking like I'm in a car that's not mine!

P.S
Estoque is the name of the short sword that matadors use when fighting bulls. A nice little reference to their logo.

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!

What I need to know is how much money do I need to be earning/borrowing/stealing in order to afford one. Does this mechanical beauty even have a name?

P.S
Check out the license plate it says CEXI (sexy). Yeah real classy ain't it.

I would learn to drive if you bought me an M1

To say I'm not into cars would be a lie. I am. I love them but not for the same reasons as most car lovers. I don't give a shit about top speed and miles per gallon. It's all just statistical bollocks. All I really care about is; how good it looks and how much it costs.

Now, I cannot drive. I have no intention on learning to drive. I believe that driving is for drivers and I have chosen a different profession. However, there are a small number of cars that I would learn to drive simply to justify the purchase of them. The BMW M1 was never on that list.

Look at it, in it's original form it is as far from sexy as one can be...

Not even the M1 Turbo does anything to entice me

I wouldn't even put on a pair of driving gloves for either of those versions. The latest version however does a very good job in redeeming the M1 name. So much so that I would gleefully part with any amount of money if it meant I could just be seen in this car talk less of actually driving it. It's called the M1 Homage. It stays true to the original style of the M1 but as you will see it exudes sex appeal from every curve and corner.

Take A Look...

At the end of the day It looks hot and it's fully functional. That's all that matters to me!


I wanna be a bad boy racer!