WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!

What I need to know is how much money do I need to be earning/borrowing/stealing in order to afford one. Does this mechanical beauty even have a name?

P.S
Check out the license plate it says CEXI (sexy). Yeah real classy ain't it.

Things you never bothered to read...

This was on a puma box.

I met him at a show during fashion week pt2

So he brought us the Swarovski head before but this time around he was painted to look like leaves and had pretty butterflies as well.

It's an art I truely do apreciate. It's an expresion of his individuality. When I was in school we used to cut Nike ticks and Dragons into our hair. I think that this is the next step on.

Just in case you didn't know

I met him at a show during fashion week...

...and I fell in love instantly. In case you didn't know I love sparkly things. Especially Swarovski Crystals. Now take a look at this guys head...

2 hours of sitting there having glue slapped on his head to place these crystals on his head is what makes this guy a leagend.

P.S
They were genuine Swarovski crystals do not get it twisted. The reason they don't sparkle like they should is because of the lightning.

Also

The rest of his outfit was quite fly too!

It's the choice I have made!

Something has happend and now my mood has been ruined. Over the past few months I have not been in a stable state of mind so the number of explosive outbursts has increased. The potential for burnt bridges and hard feelins has also increased by a considerable amount.

Now. I have always been taught that there is a very big difference between severe dislike and sheer hate. To dislike someone is normal. It is an emotion based on your opinions. There's nothing wrong with it. Hate however is a decision that you make. You may not choose to like or dislike someone but you can choose weather or not you hate them.

I feel that there are some people who do nothing to stem any feelings of hatred that may be sent their way. It's like they go out of their way to continually piss you off and press the buttons that they are fully aware they are pressing. It's as though they not only take pleasure from bathing in your negative feelings but they can't live without making your life a misery.


Right now my life is a misery

How do YOU feel?

Hmmm
Yeah

I totally get what you're saying when you say you feel like all the hard work and effort you've put into trying to make things work have been for nothing. Like the debt has been paid but it was all in vain and all you're left with is the discomfort of the excessive stress and strain that you were put through. You don't want to say anything because they would think that you wanted their sympathy but that is not the case. All you want is for them to see what you have been trying to do and acknowledge your efforts but instead you're left with nothing. Not so much as a pat on the back because the fact is they don't give a shit. Nobody does.


Yeah
I totally get what you're saying.

That boy is so sexy; NO HOMO!

Ok so I do not by any means profess to be some sort of cultural expert nor do I claim to have the tightest grasp on modern day slang. I no long stay true to my "Rude Boi" roots. I no longer wear my Nike jogging bottoms down by my knees. I no longer "Draw chicks on a reg's". I no longer "Rep my Endz" like I used to. I no longer keep my "shank" in my left sock and I do not find myself in a position where I need to "Hold it down" so please forgive me if I am being a little rash when I say something has gone seriously wrong.

I just don't understand it when a lot of these boys use the phrase "No Homo" at the end of a scentance. I know exactly what it means but I wonder, is it truly necessary.

Sombody was talking to me and they decided to use the phrase during the conversation and it mad me think the following:

"I don't recall questioning your sexuality at any point in this conversation so why have you brought it up? I don't remember calling you gay either so why do you feel the need to deny something that you have not even been acused of?"

This is my conclusion. If you feel to deny something that you have not been accused of it is clearly because you have a guilty consience. In the same way, if you feel to proclaim "No Homo" it must be because you are sure that somebody will think that you are gay. It's like you're trying to convince yourself that the thoughts you are having don't mean anything. I'm not referring to sexual thoughts either. When you speak if the only thing in your subconscious mind is to deny homosexuality then surely something is up. It's like your using "No Homo" as an excuse to do and say anything that would under normal circumstances constitute homosexuality which in my oppinion is the gayest thing one can do.

Anyway I'm not gonna go on to much about these faggots that need to come out of the closet. Here are some videos that I need you to watch. These videos will help to explain my point a lot better than I have done...




This next one is a little longer but it is so funny...

P.S
It kinda makes you think about all the huge rappers out there that use the phrase on a regular basis.

No Homo!

Exactly 1 Week to Go...

Until...

Bring out your furs and don your shades. Let us embody the spirit of our queen Anna Wintour.

Front row dramatics here I come!!!

P.S
Do not ever get it twisted. When it comes to front row dramas I know how to handle my business. About sit in the 3rd row please. What do these Pr bitches take me for.

De Grisogon owns my heart!

Those of you that have seen me in picture or in person will know that I am absolutely obsessed with sparkly things, diamonds in particular. Those of you that know me will know that I am more than infatuated with De Grisogono. Founded by Fawaz Gruosi in 1993 De Grisogono is notorious for its unapologetic elaboration and its outrageously beautifull designs. Most of the jewelery peices are aimed at women but that has never hindered my efforts in the past. There isn't a single peice I wouldn't wear if my pockets were only a little deeper.

Here are some examples...

This is the necklace that Queen Kimora Lee Simmons owns.

And let us not forget...

The Spirit of De Grisogono
I'm not one to blaspheme but if you're lucky enough to see this ring in real life you'll note that the main stone isn't that big compared to other stones you may have seen however, at 312.24 carats it is the worlds largest natural black diamond. It's also the 5th largest diamond in the world which is more than enough to make me want it. The diamond originally weighed around 587 carats in its rough form and took well over a year to cut.

Not only is De Grisogon responsible for the worlds largest black diamond but they are also the creators of the worlds first all mechanical watch with an integrated digital display. The watch is made of titanium and only 177 are being made world wide.

I don't even want to know how much it costs.

There are no words to describe the feelings that De Grisogon evoke in me.

P.S

They say the best way to a mans heart is through his stomach. Well, the best way to mine is through the door at; 14a New Bond, st London, W1S 3SX. Feel free to pick me up anything from there. It's all good!

I know you know that these were made for me!

Lets keep this nice and simple...

I NEED THESE NOW!!!



That is all!

I would learn to drive if you bought me an M1

To say I'm not into cars would be a lie. I am. I love them but not for the same reasons as most car lovers. I don't give a shit about top speed and miles per gallon. It's all just statistical bollocks. All I really care about is; how good it looks and how much it costs.

Now, I cannot drive. I have no intention on learning to drive. I believe that driving is for drivers and I have chosen a different profession. However, there are a small number of cars that I would learn to drive simply to justify the purchase of them. The BMW M1 was never on that list.

Look at it, in it's original form it is as far from sexy as one can be...

Not even the M1 Turbo does anything to entice me

I wouldn't even put on a pair of driving gloves for either of those versions. The latest version however does a very good job in redeeming the M1 name. So much so that I would gleefully part with any amount of money if it meant I could just be seen in this car talk less of actually driving it. It's called the M1 Homage. It stays true to the original style of the M1 but as you will see it exudes sex appeal from every curve and corner.

Take A Look...

At the end of the day It looks hot and it's fully functional. That's all that matters to me!


I wanna be a bad boy racer!

Another Glamorous Man

I have made an unbelievable discovery. I am not the only Glamorous Man left in existence. The numbers of my people are no longer dwindling. Recently I have come across a number of them all over the world. The American ambassador of Glamorous men to my knowledge has go to be Fonzworth Bentley.

Fonzworth is a hip hop artist, but is best know for being the personal assistant to Mr Sean "Diddy" Combs. He also has a reality t.v program on MTV called "From G's To Gents"
which features 14 gangsters who are willing to change their lives and become fully fledged gentlemen (a concept that I support 100%).

Mr Bentley in my books helps to epitomize The Glamorous Man with his very unique sartorial flare. It impresses me even more that I am praising the style of an American man. Everybody knows that Americans don't dress well without some sort of European influence however Mr Bentley seems to have struck stylistic gold.

American men should take note of this man's style.

"He's got it goin on"

The Hip-Hop Crown Jewels Auction

A few months back I was lucky enough to attend Swarovskis' Runway Rocks event which was absolutely amazing. Now, when I walked into the venue I was so overwhelmed with excitement that I didn't even pay any attention to the small glass cabinet that was by the stairs. It was only after the show (and a substantial amount of alcohol) when I was on my way out, I realized that this cabinet contained a selection of some of hip-hops' finest Jewels. The sexy lady behind the cabinet kindly informed me that these beauties were going to be up for auction at the Philips de Pury gallery in New York. She began telling me about the whole event and how it will feature around 50 pieces worn by the likes of 50 Cent, MC Lyte, Kanye West, Sean "Diddy" Combs, Biz Markie, Missy Elliot, Notorious B.I.G, and so on and so on. She also mentioned that Pharrells' multicolored pave diamond Gucci link necklace was going to be included in the auction (which would explain why when I interview and shot him for the September issue of SUPERSUPER he wasn't wearing it). I nearly burst into tears. It was all just a little too much for my drunken mind to handle. So I stumbled outside and lit a cigarette.

Here are some pictures.

Hip-Hops' Crown Jewels


This headphones pendant Belonged to Biz Markie



I believe this watch belonged to Notorious B.I.G


This is Missy Elliot's ring


This is the ring that brought me to tears. It belonged to the late great Tupac Shakur.


Now onto the serious business. The lady that I was speaking with also mentioned that Lil' Jon's "Crunk Ain't Dead" necklace would be featuring in the auction too.

However, what that bitch failed to mention, and I am quite upset that she didn't is that this was going to be up for grabs as well...


Yeah that's right!

I totally just shit my pants when I saw this.
It's Slick Rick's diamond encrusted eye patch. If it where mine I would wear it every single day for the rest of my life. What burns me the most isn't only the fact that I cannot at present afford this masterpiece but the fact that whoever buys it probably wont even wear it.

I think I'm ready to die now. Just give me a cigarette and a glass of elderflower and gin.

p.s
A portion of proceeds from the sale will benefit Russell Simmons' Rush Philanthropic Arts Foundation, the Hip Hop Summit Action Network and the Diamond Empowerment Fund.

Thank Lord Jeezy for Air Yeezy

Praise be, finally some official imagery of the long awaited Air Yeezy's.

For those of you that don't know, they are the trainers that the king Kanye West has been wearing on his Glow In The Dark tour.

They feature the slanted high top and waxed laces.

Also the sole and the tick glow in the dark, that's what really matters here.

All images taken from www.solecollector.com