I really didn't know what to say.

Prepare to shit your pants at what I am about to show you. Many months ago I was in a meeting with Reebok regarding some things that I am not going to disclose. Due to the nature of this meeting the conversation was able to drift in and out of relevance. We talk about many things including past and present projects that Reebok had been involved in. One of the projects mentioned was so earth shatteringly amazing I have been dreaming of it ever since. At the time I really could not understand why it was spoken about in such a nonchalant manner. This was a HUGE deal but then again I suppose with Reebok being a sports brand they didn't really understand the level of greatness surrounding this particular project.


Anyway, sometime last week I found myself in the Reebok Lounge obviously with the legend of this certain shoe in the depths of my memory. I sat down, I chatted for a while with Dee and Dominik and then suddenly I remembered. I turned to Dee and asked her

"Do you by any chance have the Chanel and Reebok lovechild here?"

She got up and walked away. When she returned she was holding these...

I was speachless.

All we know is that there were 20 pairs made for a Chanel catwalk show in the 90s. The 20 models that were priveleged enough to wear them were also allowed to keep them. Rumour has it that a pair managed to find their way onto Ebay where they sold for £2000. If you would like a pair you will need to hand over £2000. Just in case you do have the £2000 this shoe is called the Chanel Pump Fury.

Are they worth £2000?


FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S
Dear Santa, I have been a very good boy this year. Except for that one time when I got really drunk and... Anyway, I think you know what I want.