Competition time...!!!

Fashion designer and artist Simeon Farrar is launching his new Kate Mouse T-Shirt print and to celebrate he is giving 10 away before they are even available in store. Now, I know just as much as you do that we all love a bit of advanced exclusivity so to be in with a chance of wining one of the 10 unique t-shirts you can do one of 2 things:

Head over to the Facebook Fan Page and click like, then leave a comment with your name Here

OR

Head over to the Twitter Page, click follow and then retweet This Post

5 winners will be chosen from each group of entrants so if you want to double your chances of wining I suggest entering via Facebook and Twitter!

Gender Bender...

So I have never cared much for Rick Owens. His designs always lend to that whole "I'm pretending I'm poor by wearing clothes that look tattered and raggedy but this entire outfit could cover the cost of your rent for 3 months" look and I'm not much of a fan of that and his models always seem to look like 13 year old boys. Anyway his AW10 has got something that I'm kinda lusting after.

So the models above all look relatively normal don't they? Well I say normal but let's face it, if ever you saw a man head to toe in Rick Owens you'd know he was far from normal (in a good way of course) but there's one feature of each outfit that stood out for me.

THE SHOES!!!

I want these shoes! I don't know why but I do. They are obviously womens shoes but they are obviously not womens shoes but they obviously are but they obviously are not. I'm confused. Does this mean I want to be a cross dresser. I don't want to have to wear a dress but those snakeskin boots, I'm sure I could pull them off I know could pull them off!

If Lenny Kravitz can do it then so can I!

In the real world there aren't many men that could get away with these. Beside myself, Lenny Kravitz and Prince I can't really think of anyone else.

They are a bit gay though.

Click here to get yours...

Neil Barrett AW10

I totally condone this. It's like wearing 2 suits in one

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Don't let these images mislead you, not everything in the collection is worth looking at however these offerings from Neil Barrett are more than enough to wet any appetite.

Juun.J SS11

This is innovative menswear...

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Burberry Porsum SS11

In a bid to empty the bank accounts of men all over the world Burberry Porsum have made their Spring Summer 2011 collection available to pre-order exclusively online. The thing about online shopping is it isn't real. That's why it's so easy...

Key Pieces...

WARRIOR BIKER JACKET - £5,995.00

COTTON GABARDINE TRENCH COAT WITH WASHED LEATHER SLEEVES -  £1,595.00

STUDDED UTILITY CANVAS CROSSBODY BAG - £1,995

 Now I will be honest, that studded bad did need a double take but rest assured it is mens and not womens.

Click Here and file for bankruptcy later...

An Eye for Luxury...

The fashion world has been making glasses for decades, it was only a matter of time before someone decided to move into contact lenses. It comes as no surprise that John Galliano is the one to make it a trend. This isn't the first time he has done this, in 2004 he designed a set of contact lenses however this is the first time that lenses have been branded by a fashion house. As you can clearly see these contacts feature the CD logo...

Currently on sale throughout Europe these sell for around £75 to £100 and the last 2 months.

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P.S

I can't wear contact lenses because I get really squeamish about putting things in my eyes. The thought alone makes them water... Shame!

Shadow Hawk Armoured Super Terrain...

I've never been a fan of massive cars. The concept of having a Hummer on normal roads has never really appealed to me however I look at this thing and the only word to come to mind is 'YES'.

This beast makes a mockery of everything to have ever touched the roads. With it's 40 inch wheels this thing is bloody humongous. Sitting in a new category of road vehicles this STV (Super Terrain Vehicle) will set you back a cool €1 million. It's a worthy price considering only 12 examples are being made each year. So this thing is also able to do 0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds and a top speed of 208mph. At this size you'd think it were impossible but with a 1,100 horsepower there's no excuse. The ride height or ground clearance is adjustable from zero to 44 inches while in motion which could make for some spectacular display while on your way to the local supermarket to pick up some milk.

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Sexual Equality in Fashion: Mr Porter

When it comes to online retailers for menswear there aren't many options worth noting. We have ASOS, Oki-ni and Top Man. This in comparison to the hordes of womenswear retailers is nothing so believe me when I say that Mr Porter is more than welcome in the world of mens fashion.

P.S

For those of you that haven't figured it out, Mr Porter is going to be the menswear equivalent of Net-A-Porter.

Maybach Exelero...?

I am about to show you why James List is so amazing. Many moons ago A car was made by Maybach. It was the only one of it's kind and it sold for a crazy (yet justifiable) amount of money. It was called the Exelero. Probably the most coveted car on earth in my opinion. Well now there is hope for all you rich bitches out there because on James List you can order your own replica. For €550,000 what you're getting is a Dodge Viper, reworked by Swiss hands into your very own Maybach Exelero.

This is very welcome what with the news of the Maybach brand disappearing.

Get it here

P.S
Shipping is free in case you were wondering...

ASOS AW10 Preview

No words are necessary...

Harry Winston Opus x

This is the 10th watch in the Harry Winston Opus collection and boy oh boy does it amaze. Know for creating the most elaborate and epic movements without being tacky it comes as no surprise that this piece is just as complicated as his past models.

 Telling the time on this watch isn't as difficult as it may seem. If anything it's probably quite fun to sit and watch the mechanisms at work. The entire dial is constantly in motion as are the hands, much like an Orrery. Made in 18-karat white gold and limited to only 100 pieces I definitely see this as a worthy investment...

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P.S

It costs £137,000

Kirk Originals

When choosing a pair of glasses weather they be for reading or the sun the most important thing to take into consideration is the shape. One of the most annoying things is finding a style that you really love in a shape that doesn't work for you. Kirk Originals is a brand that have overcome this by making each style available in quite a number of different shapes. What I also like about Kirk Originals glasses is that the styles they come in range from the tame to the tastefully conspicuous...

Currently hand made in France using quality materials, Kirk Originals is definitely a go-to brand when it comes to spectacles...

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Audemars Piguet Royal Oak on Jameslist

I have a problem, it's a pretty serious problem. I may need to seek professional help. Basically, whenever I'm at a computer with access to the internet I always go shopping. I don't actually buy anything but it has almost become a ritual for me to go on Jameslist and shop. What makes it worse is that Jameslist isn't the sort of website that you can just go and "Pick up a few bits" from. If you're shopping on Jameslist it's probably because your daddy owns an oil well. Mine unfortunately doesn't but I still like to pretend I'm Arab royalty...

So anyway my latest pretend acquisition is this

This Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Jewelled watch is absolutely stunning. In my imaginary world I bought it using the money my father gave my for my 21st birthday. It was easily justifiable because it only cost me £13,287 which is a bargain considering what I'm paying for. I mean surely a watch of this standard covered in 12ct worth of VS quality diamonds should be more expensive.

In the real world unfortunately I can not afford such things. However, if you can then Click Here

Dope Chef Currency Pt2

NEWSFLASH!!!
The plaid shirt is in.
I've never been one to follow trends but I do love a bit of red plaid particularly in the form of this Givenchy number. I don't care much for the shorts but that shirt is worthy of all my attention.

Unfortunately I don't know how much it costs and you know what they say about the price of luxury goods and having to ask about it. In this case it's true. I probably can't afford. But I'm not worried at all because Currency have got a pretty hot alternative.

I like it a lot! At £49 I think I might just like it a little more than the Givenchy rendition.
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Br Republic pt2

I've posted about BR Republic before but I just thought I would give them another mention as they have a new collection out. Staying true to their dark and somewhat Gothic style this time they bring us a more rock star orientated theme. Again using Platinum, diamonds, sapphires, black rhodium, rose and yellow gold they seem to have quite a thing for producing very masculine pieces while still having that rock star glamour.

Stocked in Harvey Nichols

Br Republic

By any means necessary...

Being a freelance fashion stylist is great. I am the boss which means I wake up and go to sleep when ever the hell I like. I work on my time. I answer to me and only me. It also means that I can work from the comfort of my own bed when doing admin stuff. The thing about being a freelancer is that when things are busy they are very busy and when they aren't they are dead. Which is cool, it's nice to have a break from time to time. However sometimes those breaks last a little too long and the money slowly starts to run out so you must find other ways to make ends meet...

For me this includes selling some of my belongings...

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to see what I have for sale...

The last one I wish I didn't have to part with but there's a lifestyle that I have grown accustom to and it needs to be maintained.

Happy Bidding ;-)

P.S

You may be wondering; when did I go a freelance. Truth is, I'm not going into it... That is all!

Jason of Beverly Hills: Gun Ring

It's been a while since I've posted anything from Jason of Beverly Hills, not because he hasn't been putting out anything good but because, well, I'm trying not to dedicate my entire blog to his work. However, this new release I cannot resist to the point where I tell myself daily how much I need it...


The ring is a gun!

Absolutely stunning. I imagine it would be worn on the index finger for the greatest effect. No word on pricing but really, if you need to ask...


In other news, according to a twitter update he's working on a limited range of bespoke luggage. You know I'm going to keep my eyes and ears peeled for the release later this year.

Palladium Boots: Then and Now

Lets take a short trip into the past, I'm thinking about 1920. A company called Palladium was founded as a manufacturer of aircraft tires for the aviation industry. Fast forward to 1939 and business is booming what with the world being at war and everything. Over the next 6 years Palladium are practically raking it in that is until about May 1945 when the war ended. Over the next 2 years the Demand for Palladium tires slowly began declining so they head guys at the company decide that rather than going bankrupt they'll put their expert knowledge in rubber and canvas to another use. And thus Palladium was reborn as a boot maker.

Known for being hard wearing (the soles of the boots are made using the same rubber as the tires) and for providing the French Foreign Legion with their signature Pampa boot, Palladium have somehow managed to make themselves even more relevant in terms of style and practicality.

Available at Size?

P.S

Last week I went to the launch party at The Old Blue Last in Shoreditch where I lost yet another brooch. I'm way to traumatized to go into the details of how I lost it. Just know that it was made using a vintage brass lion taken from a 15 year old belt, 24k gold coated stingray skin (yes the fish) and Swarovski crystals. I made it by myself by hand. The only consolation being that there are a pair of Palladium boots on their way to me as we speak.

Battle of the sexes...

When it comes to accessories I believe that it's easy to blur the line that separates those made for men and those made for women. I also encourage men to do it. I think that our options though they may be widening are still somewhat limited but should we choose to take the bold step we can open up a door of endless possibilities without loosing our masculinity. Take this bracelet for example...

Made in LA by a brand called CC Skye, if worn correctly could give off the impression of an acute sense of style should a man choose to wear it. It's that adventurous combination of gold screws with the python skin that makes it work so well.

Click Here to get yours from Oxygen

In this day and age men shouldn't be afraid be bolder in their chosen attire. I'm not saying all men should be wearing Cesare Paciotti ankle boots with their 3 piece suits (unless of course that's your thing) but I think a little more sartorial freedom is needed to make things a bit more interesting. The idea of taking something that was made for a woman and wearing it would probably sounds a little tranny-esque to a lot of men but when done correctly the outcome can be quite impressive.

 

This to me is what defines the idea of a Glamorous Man

I could totally get into this...

She has a beautiful spine running her full length and the most perfectly formed ass I have ever seen on any automobile. She is the Bugatti Galibier. I can see myself stepping out of this at some pretentious fashion event. The bitches would gag at it's classy curves and luxurious demeanour.

I have nothing more to say...

But wait...
How much do you want the luggage to match?

Emotional!

That is all.