The Glamorous Man: I may suffer eternal damnation but it needs to be said.

Friday 30 January 2009

I may suffer eternal damnation but it needs to be said.

So it's offical; I am offically over Kanye West.

Blasphemy?

Yes!

I will probably burn in the fiery pits of hell but I don't care. I was one of his biggest fans this side of the Northern Hemisphere however his recent behaviour has left my soul so very vexed.

Firstly, we have those down right nasty Louis Vuitton trainers he supposedly designed.

I need someone to please tell me what the hell he was playing at. Why would anyone want a pair of these over the Stephen Sprouse Hi-Tops? There's nothing special about this red shoe at all. Louis Vuitton could have made it without the help of Kanye so why on earth are people flipping out like it's the best thing since the Chanel Pump Fury?

The other problem I have with Mr West is his current album.

Why oh Why Kanye? Why would you do this to me? I don't want to hear about how some bitch was cruel to you and how your heart is broken. I don't want to hear about that at all. What happened to the arrogant bastard that was? You were like my inner narcissist but now you're just sad. Your pathetic whining is enough for me to drive a rusty nail into my ear and enjoy the sounds of my own dripping blood.

I would like to mention those awfull glasses. I know you know the ones I'm talking about.

Disgusting! The were an abomination! I'm glad the trand/madness has passed but the fact that they even exhisted is enough to cause me offence.

And finaly I would like to discuss his recent sartiorial transmogrification.

The reason I loved him is because he didn't need to wear a suit to look dapper. He was fly without a notch lapel. He cold look smart without a spread collared dress shirt. What the hell is his problem? Why is his style so forced and contrived now? It's insulting.

I truely am saddened by the fact that I have had to say these things but I really am upset that my idol has literally gone off the rails. The man is actually insane and I don't know if there is anything we can do to save him. I think we should just pray. We need some sort of divine intervention from the heavens above to restore to us the Kanye that once was.