Just in case you didn't know...

London Fashion Week started on Friday.

Do you care?

Yes you do!

You shouldn't though. It isn't that great.

I don't have any pictures from the shows because this isn't Style.com!

Do you understand?

Good.

I don't regret what I said...

Have you ever said something so bold that once it had been said there was no going back but afterwards you kinda wished you hadn't said it with so much conviction? Well that seems to be the case here.

A short while back I went on a complete rampage about how disappointed, distraught, and disgusted I felt with Kanye West's latest antics and how I could no longer love him because he was no longer the person I fell in love with. Now, as much as I don't regret what I said I do think that maybe I was a little too hasty. What's even funnier is the fact that I came across Kanye's cover for the March issue of Details and, well, I'm kinda finding him a little bit attractive. I don't know what it is. I think maybe it's all the white that's making him look a little angeilc or something. I don't know. Either way all I can really say is...

Someone got a little sexy!

And here he is with my other muse, Verbal (left) and just in case you were wondering who the man to the right is, it's the amazing Taz Arnold and you can bet your Mulberry bag that a post about him is only around the corner.

Swag Bag by Money Clothing

I swear to you never in my life have I ever wanted something so badly. I mean yeah sure I'm as pennyless as the tramp at the bus stop but it is only £600. OK so I wouldn't be able to eat for a while, a pretty long while but who cares.

Not only is it made in Italy using the softest leather, not only does it seal using 18ct gold plated zips, not only does it look fucking awesome when it's closed but...

YES THOSE ARE REAL DOLLAR BILLS LINING THE BAG!!!!!!!!!

Fucking hell.

I can barely pull myself together. Really and truly I'm quite happy to part with a limb in exchange for this bag. Honestly. I really need it. I need it more than anything from Louis Vuitton's Stephen Sprouse collection, more than anything Mulberry may have on offer. I just need it! This bag really is the bag of all bags. The dream of all dreams. The bag that was, before all bags began. It isn't just a bag...

It is "THE" bag!

There's not much else I can say. My paltry words don't even come close. Just Click Here to get yours. And with each click remember me as my life remains incomplete.

If only I had £600.


:-(

Band of Outsiders

One word,

YES!!!

A/W 09

That is all.

Vicious Gold Belt by Money SevenFifty

I know that sometimes I post things on my blog that arent really worth shouting about. Some of the products I endorse really aren't worth their own weight in gold however today this is not the case. With over half a Kilogram of gold being used in the production of this belt I don't think I would ever want anything else holding up my jeans. With each piece of gold being hand crafted by Youssef Hakimi the Hatton Garden jeweller this belt really is something to shout about.


All assembled work is handled by Wendys of London- the original suppliers of studded belts to the Sex Pistols, each belt is signed by Paul Cook (drummer of the sex pistols). If I had £20,000 I would so definitely get one and you know it.

Click Here for more information about the Vicious Gold Belt.

If I Were A Girl...

If I had a girlfriend (if you laugh I will hunt you down and nail your tongue to the ground) she would so have to wear these while riding in my car.

The shoes aren't real but it's stuff like this that makes me think that girls don't know how lucky they are.

My new lover

So Valentines day is tomorrow and I just wanted to introduce you guys to my current lover.


Glacéau Vitaminwater - Power C

She contains a blend of Zinc and vitamins c, b3, b5, b6 and b12 so I know she will love my body as much as I love her. Also, Before she came into my life I had no idea what a Dragon fruit was.

In all honesty I am slightly addicted to the stuff which is OK because it's healthy. So if you're spending this Valentines day alone or with that someone special I recommend you include some Power C in your plans.


Available from pretty much everywhere. Any shop that doesn't stock it isn't worth shopping in.

The Prez

This month sees the launch of Marc Ecko's latest watch The Prez. It features a total of 1454 Swarovski rhinestones and comes in Gold and Silver. Limited to only 10 pieces in each colour this watch is available exclusively at Selfridges for £2,999.

P.S
So Valentines day is around the corner, I guess you could get me this if you wanted. I prefer the gold one but I wouldn't complain either way.

Your shirt, Your way

So I recently came across something pretty unique. In fact it's so unique I think I may even pony up and drop some cash for a few of this product myself and I know you know how much I don't like doing that but seriously, it would be worth it.

Shirts My Way is basically like Nike ID but for dress shirts instead. Every single detail is catered for, even down to the colour of the stitching used on the button holes can be customized. I don't want to sound like a cleashay but the possibilities really are endless. There's a wide selection of fabrics to choose from which may pose a bit of a problem when deciding weather you want the collar to be in "German Rail" while the cuffs are in Royal Blue or the other way around. If you want epaulets then you can have epaulets. If you want your initials monogrammed on the cuffs then you can have that too. The inside of the collar can be a completely different fabric to the outside if you want. It truly is your shirt, your way. If it can be done then you can do it. Here are some examples

As you can see on the examples below your designs will be rendered on a 3D model which is pretty cool.

The examples above are pretty civilised but I really do encourage you to be as outlandish as you possibly can. It's the only opportunity you will get to do so.


Get your custom dress shirts here.

The only Womenswear I will bring you...

I have an appreciation for things that I am unable to do. I love seeing people with talents and abilities that I do not posses. Bellow are some illustrations by my good friend Nadia El Meallem.

I can see there are mixed mediums in these pieces of art which I find quite impressive. I'm slightly jealous. If I was able to do stuff like this maybe I would have passed my course in college. Maybe life would just be nicer. Who knows.

Anyway, well done Nadia.

A quote I found today...

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.

Pass me the Keys!!

It saddens me because only 9 of these cars will ever be produced. The Bentley Zagato GTZ was unveiled at the Geneva Motor Show last march. It's basically just a Continental GT in a sexier body, which I didn't think was possible but as you can see Bentley have somehow managed to achieve it.

It costs about £12 million which is just a little bit out of my budget but it's still worth every penny.

P.S
Yes, it does have a similar feel to the Drophead Coupé but who gives a shit!

Do not play with me!

The show premiers on U.K television this month.
If you don't know you better ask google!
I will be watching.

FACT!!!

P.S
According to the t.v advert Ben and Kevin will be working together. I never ever thought it would happen.

I've always been fly and you fucking know it!

In 2006 I was 17 years of age and I was studying fashion in Lewisham college. I had the cutest smile in town even though I had braces. I had the freshest hair in town and was I never afraid to spend money.

But that was then...

It is now 2009, I am going to be 20 in a month and I'm currently the fashion coordinator of London based magazine SuperSuper. I'm a freelance stylist specializing in menswear but dabbling in ladies wear from time to time and I'm as pennyless as hell but my teeth are perfect.

This is now...

(Photo by Julia Eskell)

Don't call me fierce.

2 Minutes to Midnight

So this Jacket has been around for a hot minute but I still fell you guys still need to know about it. It's by LRG and it's cleverly been named "2 minutes to Midnight".

The jacket weighs in at 35 pounds but I don't care. Wearing it is like having a full upper body work out but this is totally fashion over function, I would wear it everyday if I could. It would also mean that my body would look so sexy after a month of wearing it.

It's almost like Haute Couture for men and at £1500 I would say it's worth every penny.

P.S
That is me rocking the Perfectly Flawed Niyi Crown t-shirt.

Are You Vane?

I don't usually buy things because I'm way to poor and way to fabulous for that shit however, the next thing to go on my "To Buy" list is this ring by Vane.

I love knuckle dusters. They are such an aggressive adornment and yet there is something about them that I find attractive. Maybe it's the idea that they are worn over more than one finger. Kinda like when I wear a ring on every finger.

Click Here to buy yours.